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Friday, March 28, 2008

Paris Tries Her Hand At Belly Dancing

Paris Hilton, What springs to mind when you hear those words? I could state a few truths right here, right now, but that's not what this article is about, is it now? Recently, Paris Hilton watched a belly dancer named Asena perform on stage and, as usual, felt the urge to upstage her. She therefore ended up on stage, in a horrible dress, trying to belly dance. I'm not sure if there is anyone out there who cares but still, she felt the need to desperately cling to her ever diminishing fame.

My God, is there any part of her body that woman hasn't flashed? Let me think...No, there isn't. I am seriously starting to think that that is the only way she can cling to stardom. By showing off parts of herself that make everyday people cringe - or get turned on, depending on orientation - and dressing in clothes that make my dog look sexier. And my dog is a boy. Seriously, she should just give it up, considering she'd famous mostly for being rich. If she didn't have that fortune, as I have previously stated, nobody would even look twice at her in the streets!

On another topic, I recently heard on the news how Paris visited less fortunate children. I was just starting to think, "Wow, maybe she's changed for the better" when I heard what she did there. She posed with the kids and handed out signed pictures. Signed pictures? Oh come on, Paris, these are poor little kids who have so little food, money and shelter that they are literally below the line of poverty. How the hell are a few signed photos going to help them, huh?

She really is dumber then she looks! They don't need autographs, they need money! Proper education, clean drinking water, enough food, and proper shelter would be the best thing that she could give these kids. Signed pictures! I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that! For now, I shall end this article, before it gets too long. But don't worry; I'll be back in about ten minutes with the next article, as I already have a title, picture and story. M-J Out!

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