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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Mischa Barton's Dimpled Thighs - And How They Made Headlines Everywhere

Recently Mischa Barton stepped out in a rather unflattering outfit, consisting of sports attire, and showed the world her dimpled thighs. Oh my gosh, a normal woman with cellulite! How will Hollywood cope with this obvious descent into absolute hell? If you haven't noticed by now, yes I am being sarcastic. As usual, many people would say.

Mischa has fine legs for a woman of her age; I know many girls who would kill to have legs like that. At least she's not spending thousands and thousands of dollars on supposed "treatments" for cellulite. There is no treatment for cellulite, every woman knows that. It will appear regardless of how much you spend trying to stop it.

To everyone who has criticized her legs simply because she has cellulite, I'd love to see your bodies. The people who write these articles claim to be perfect but I can pretty much guarantee that every single one of them has at least a little bit of cellulite. There is no way they can be absolutely perfect in every single way.

And I'm not claiming to be either, before you get the wrong idea. I have cellulite, yes, but I don't care who knows it or sees it. Jeez, it's a normal part of being a woman and it’s about time people realized that there is no such thing as the perfect woman. Well, this is where I say goodbye, but only temporarily. I have another piece of writing in the making. M-J Out!

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