Jennifer Lopez Is Back In Shape

Just three days after she vowed not to lose her baby weight too quickly, Jennifer Lopez is back in shape and getting skinnier by the second. As much as I hate to say it, I told you so! The latest picture of the new mother shows her looking incredibly skinny, consisting the birth was just over five weeks ago. Yeah, I'd say she's on the celebrity post-baby diet.

The post baby diet generally consists of skipping meals, eating as little as possible, exercising night and day and, sometimes, plastic surgery. Actually, that's probably most of the time, if I may correct myself. These stars are no different then you or I, except for the fact that they seem to thrive on making themselves look good.

It's disgusting at the least. My neighbor still has her baby weight, two years after her son was born. Jennifer Lopez has her shape back after just five weeks, even though she had twins. As I surfed through the internet this morning, I was shocked to discover this article. Then I burst into laughter, after I remembered her earlier vow, not to get back into shape too quickly.

My gosh, that is the best laugh I've had in days. Still, I can't help but say; at least she's not as bad as every other woman in Hollywood. They go from 75 kg during pregnancy to 32 kg in weeks. Some of them, it's even days, thanks to plastic surgery. And to think, those image obsessed woman are idols to woman everywhere, with such unrealistic models.

And people wonder why anorexia is such a problem these days in girls ranging from as young as 8 to as old as 50. It's probably younger/older then that. With such unrealistic models to look up to, it's no wonder we all have problems with self esteem. Young girls see these people and think that's the only way they can be pretty.

So they end up with anorexia, starving themselves to try and achieve these frames put on display by the celebrities. It's a horrible trend that's sweeping the nation. But beauty only gets you attention; personality captures the heart of people. Remember that, the next time you look in the mirror and sigh with exasperation. M-J Out!

Jennifer Lopez Vows Not To Lose Her Baby Weight Too Quickly

Yeah, right, give me a break. She'll be a size two within weeks, just you watch. Thinner then ever, right after birth. I can see the headlines now. All twenty thousand of them. Seriously, she's going to claim that for a few weeks, then crash-diet and lose every singly pound she put on during the pregnancy and then some. She'll be close to anorexic as always, I'll bet.

That being said, I already have doubts about Jennifer's parenting skills. Her first night out after the twins were born came less then a month after she gave birth (Exact date was 28th of March if I'm not mistaken). She was as skinny as ever and the twins were nowhere to be seen. Of course, they'd be at home with the team of nannies hired to look after them until they leave childhood and become old enough to take care of themselves.

Face it people, she is no different from every other celebrity, who all have the pressure on them to be thin and perfect like a porcelain doll. Well guess what: It ain't gonna happen, is it? They'll always be image obsessed and be putting out bad role models for the girls who spend hours copying their every move. I tell you, it never fails to amaze me how people can allow themselves to fall under the celebrities spell. We are slaves here people, and it's about time someone spoke out about this.

It looks like I'm going to be that person, as nobody else seems to have the guts to stand up and say "Wait a minute, this isn't right!" to the warped world of Hollywood. I will not be silenced and nothing anyone says or does will stop me form speaking my mind. I don't care who gets upset or hurt at my actions, these words need to be said for the good of Australia and the rest of the world. No celebrity is safe from me; I'm the last angry teen. M-J Out!

Record Price Agreed For First Pictures Of Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Jennifer Lopez, a full nine months pregnant, has settled a deal for first pictures of her new children who, might I add, have yet to be born. She wants $6 million for the first pictures, none of which will go to charity, I'm sure. Who on earth could spend that much? Granted, she's going to have two new kids but that doesn't mean a thing. The average cost to have a baby in the first year is about $1100. Oh well, I guess she needs to pay her nannies as well. No doubt the personal trainer will want a cut too from getting her back into shape in just a month.

But one thing that really annoys me is that she's asking for so much when the children haven't been born. What if one, or possibly both, is stillborn? She seems to have had a healthy pregnancy but so did both my aunts, both of whom gave birth to stillborn girls. There is no guarantee on the life of those children. But, while I wouldn't wish that heartbreak on anyone, I am appalled to see her selling pictures already. Hell, why didn't she just invite the paparazzi to her ultrasound?

One more thing before I go, how much of this money is going to charity? None, I'll bet. But then again, my opinions don't count. She is famous and has money and I'm just a high school student with an opinion problem. At least, that's what my teacher told me. Anyhow, I'd better wrap this up before it gets too long. Jennifer, I wish you all the best with your new children and I hope that, if these pictures do get sold for that amount, they don't appear until the twins are, at the very least, six months. M-J out!