Coleen has ELEVEN hour fitting for £100,000 fairytale wedding gown

One hundred thousand pounds. Dear God, it's finally happened. She's lost her mind completely. Coleen McLoughlin is...wait a second, who the hell is she anyway? She's just a nobody to me, and, from what I've heard, she's only famous because she's marrying some brain dead footballer. Why on earth is that a reason to be famous, and sickening?

I remember when weddings used to be about pledging your love for your partner, not about who wears what, how much the wedding cost and who attends. These days it's got nothing to do with true love anymore. When two people get married in Hollywood, the more they splash out with their undeserved cash, the more magazines they sell and the more popular they are.

She's spending £100,000 on a dress, which is probably worth only $250 at any good Salvation Army store, when there are people all over the world unable to afford their own homes, kids not getting a proper education, healthcare going straight to hell and so many other things that need that money more then she does. It's obscene!

Seriously, if there is one celebrity who can go without the million - or billion - dollar wedding, who can live without these obscene luxuries, then I worship them. Unfortunately, I have yet to discover a single celeb that didn’t splash their wedding across newspapers, or give "exclusive" interviews to absolutely every magazine. Personally, I'm disgusted. M-J Out!

Lily Allen makes it a SIXTEEN hour night on the town

What a fantastic example to set for the youth of today. Sixteen hours out on the town? That's just disgusting. I've forgotten what she's famous for anyway, being rich wasn't it? Oh no, that was Paris. Hmmm, this could take a while to remember. They are all just a bunch of spoilt little rich kids of famous people who know they can get away with anything. Seeing pictures like these only further prove my point

Hmm, I'm thinking if Lilly Allen is supposedly such a talented...whatever she does, then why on earth would she ruin her image by doing drugs, smoking and drinking? I hope she sees some sense in what she's doing and attempts to save her career before it's too late. Personally, I think her image is in tatters anyway so there's not much point in actually trying. I have just researched her on Google and found out she was, at one point, a singer.

That and her father is famous. I knew it. These days, if your parents or any relatives are famous, then you are as well. In closing, I have to say how beautiful she used to be, and how partying like this has taken away some of her beauty, which can be obviously seen in the above picture. Lilly Allen, I bid you goodbye, while I still have the chance..

Kerry Katona - Her Bizarre New Reality Series

Can you see anything wrong with this picture? Look harder and it'll come to you. Give up? This is Kerry Katona drinking wine and saying she's craving a cigarette. Yes, the same Kerry Katona who is heavily pregnant. We all know the effects drinking has on unborn children, such as these darling little twin girls below:

Doesn't she know what danger she's putting her unborn child in? Every sip of wine she takes flows into the placenta, which is not strong enough to keep the toxins at bay. Kerry reportedly still smokes and drinks, all while carrying a child who doesn't stand a chance if she's consumed that much alcohol. These young celebrities need a dose of reality and a proper education. Anyone who's ever completed high school knows that drinking and smoking whilst pregnant endangers the life of the unborn child. Oh, hell, Anyone with a brain knows that! I am disgusted at Kerry's behavior and I can only hope her baby is born healthy.

The other I thing I was to post about was her bizarre new reality series. It's basically her, her husband and their everyday lives. If you ask me, they're just showing off for the cameras. Displays of public affection like that don't even happen in the movies. Her sticking her tongue out and pressing it against his lips? I nearly threw up just seeing the picture. Hopefully this will be one of those shows that dries up after low ratings. Only die-hard fans would watch and even then they'd be bored! Geez, I'd better stop before I start to rant but I do hope Kerry grows up and stops drinking and smoking, at least until that child is out of her womb. It's a lot too hope for though.