Mischa Barton's Dimpled Thighs - And How They Made Headlines Everywhere

Recently Mischa Barton stepped out in a rather unflattering outfit, consisting of sports attire, and showed the world her dimpled thighs. Oh my gosh, a normal woman with cellulite! How will Hollywood cope with this obvious descent into absolute hell? If you haven't noticed by now, yes I am being sarcastic. As usual, many people would say.

Mischa has fine legs for a woman of her age; I know many girls who would kill to have legs like that. At least she's not spending thousands and thousands of dollars on supposed "treatments" for cellulite. There is no treatment for cellulite, every woman knows that. It will appear regardless of how much you spend trying to stop it.

To everyone who has criticized her legs simply because she has cellulite, I'd love to see your bodies. The people who write these articles claim to be perfect but I can pretty much guarantee that every single one of them has at least a little bit of cellulite. There is no way they can be absolutely perfect in every single way.

And I'm not claiming to be either, before you get the wrong idea. I have cellulite, yes, but I don't care who knows it or sees it. Jeez, it's a normal part of being a woman and it’s about time people realized that there is no such thing as the perfect woman. Well, this is where I say goodbye, but only temporarily. I have another piece of writing in the making. M-J Out!

Jade Goody flashes some unsightly flesh

On a girl’s night out, Jade Goody clambered to her car in front of the paparazzi, unintentionally flashing her legs to them. As she got into the car, the cellulite on the back of her legs was clearly visible. As always, the paparazzi took their opportunity and snapped several unflattering photos of her. Since this photo (left) first emerged, there have been several articles about her on the net, discussing her cellulite.

Is anyone even remotely interested? I know I'm not. The media needs to grow up and realize that every woman has cellulite. It's a part of life; something that no woman can avoid. The media is constantly criticizing every person in Hollywood over looks. And while I'm not a big fan of celebrities, I am sick of people being put down over looks. Cellulite, weight gain, bad hair days. All three are just some of the trials that come with being female. A small note to the paparazzi: It happens to everyone!

Besides, her cellulite isn't all that bad. I've seen far worse then just a few lines here and there. It's nice to know that celebrities are really just human. They eat, they sleep, and they breathe. End of story. Sheesh, get over yourselves. I'd love to see the bodies of the people who write these articles. They must be perfect if they can criticize everyone else for their looks. Ha! Yeah as if they're going to be the hottest thing since Elle Macpherson. M-J Out!