Record Price Agreed For First Pictures Of Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Jennifer Lopez, a full nine months pregnant, has settled a deal for first pictures of her new children who, might I add, have yet to be born. She wants $6 million for the first pictures, none of which will go to charity, I'm sure. Who on earth could spend that much? Granted, she's going to have two new kids but that doesn't mean a thing. The average cost to have a baby in the first year is about $1100. Oh well, I guess she needs to pay her nannies as well. No doubt the personal trainer will want a cut too from getting her back into shape in just a month.

But one thing that really annoys me is that she's asking for so much when the children haven't been born. What if one, or possibly both, is stillborn? She seems to have had a healthy pregnancy but so did both my aunts, both of whom gave birth to stillborn girls. There is no guarantee on the life of those children. But, while I wouldn't wish that heartbreak on anyone, I am appalled to see her selling pictures already. Hell, why didn't she just invite the paparazzi to her ultrasound?

One more thing before I go, how much of this money is going to charity? None, I'll bet. But then again, my opinions don't count. She is famous and has money and I'm just a high school student with an opinion problem. At least, that's what my teacher told me. Anyhow, I'd better wrap this up before it gets too long. Jennifer, I wish you all the best with your new children and I hope that, if these pictures do get sold for that amount, they don't appear until the twins are, at the very least, six months. M-J out!

Lily Allen makes it a SIXTEEN hour night on the town

What a fantastic example to set for the youth of today. Sixteen hours out on the town? That's just disgusting. I've forgotten what she's famous for anyway, being rich wasn't it? Oh no, that was Paris. Hmmm, this could take a while to remember. They are all just a bunch of spoilt little rich kids of famous people who know they can get away with anything. Seeing pictures like these only further prove my point

Hmm, I'm thinking if Lilly Allen is supposedly such a talented...whatever she does, then why on earth would she ruin her image by doing drugs, smoking and drinking? I hope she sees some sense in what she's doing and attempts to save her career before it's too late. Personally, I think her image is in tatters anyway so there's not much point in actually trying. I have just researched her on Google and found out she was, at one point, a singer.

That and her father is famous. I knew it. These days, if your parents or any relatives are famous, then you are as well. In closing, I have to say how beautiful she used to be, and how partying like this has taken away some of her beauty, which can be obviously seen in the above picture. Lilly Allen, I bid you goodbye, while I still have the chance..

Kerry Katona - Her Bizarre New Reality Series

Can you see anything wrong with this picture? Look harder and it'll come to you. Give up? This is Kerry Katona drinking wine and saying she's craving a cigarette. Yes, the same Kerry Katona who is heavily pregnant. We all know the effects drinking has on unborn children, such as these darling little twin girls below:

Doesn't she know what danger she's putting her unborn child in? Every sip of wine she takes flows into the placenta, which is not strong enough to keep the toxins at bay. Kerry reportedly still smokes and drinks, all while carrying a child who doesn't stand a chance if she's consumed that much alcohol. These young celebrities need a dose of reality and a proper education. Anyone who's ever completed high school knows that drinking and smoking whilst pregnant endangers the life of the unborn child. Oh, hell, Anyone with a brain knows that! I am disgusted at Kerry's behavior and I can only hope her baby is born healthy.

The other I thing I was to post about was her bizarre new reality series. It's basically her, her husband and their everyday lives. If you ask me, they're just showing off for the cameras. Displays of public affection like that don't even happen in the movies. Her sticking her tongue out and pressing it against his lips? I nearly threw up just seeing the picture. Hopefully this will be one of those shows that dries up after low ratings. Only die-hard fans would watch and even then they'd be bored! Geez, I'd better stop before I start to rant but I do hope Kerry grows up and stops drinking and smoking, at least until that child is out of her womb. It's a lot too hope for though.

Be my Valentine: Victoria Beckham's sweet surprise for husband David

She bought him a card. A card that reads "I can't bear(pack of gummy bears in place of the actual word) to be without you. One pathetic little card and she's making headlines for it? It boggles the mind. Millions of men and women buy cards every Valentine's Day and do they get a front page picture and news artcile? No, they get what's really important. Love from their partner. Victoria Beckham makes me sick to my stomach.

But there is just one thing I've got to ask. Why on earth was she out shopping? Shouldn't she have been home looking after her kids, the reason the Spice Girls split again? I imagine it must be exhausting to be her. Go out all day shopping, getting manicures, trying to look 20 years younger and barely achieving 20 seconds younger... Then coming home to her kids and having their nanny feed them, bathe them and put them to bed. It must be terrible to watch.

Then there's David. All day long he's parading around the country setting up bizzare self promoting ads to prop up his non-existent career. Do either of these two actually look after their children? I think not, but then again, I am not rich, nor famous so I can't compete with these people. In short, one card = twenty thousand headlines in Hollywood. I rest my case, people. Fame really is overrated.

Until Next Article,

MJ

Britney Spears 'rehearsing for new world tour'

You have got to be kidding me. I am getting so sick and tired of seeing this trashy tramp on TV, the internet and every damn magazine I pick up! She used to have talent but that talent was exhausted when "Hit Me Baby One More Time" came out. Boob jobs, failed marriages, terrible parenting. And now a supposed "world tour" Oh, it's a horror show in the making.

Who is honestly going to pay good money to watch Britney parade around on stage in her underwear, a pink wig and stockings and making a half - assed attempt at making a "comeback". This should prove for a good laugh, if anything. I know I'll love watching it on TV. "Britney Spears Screws Her Life Up Again". Oh what a headline. Britney's 15 minutes of fame are over, long over!

She is just a washed up, trashy, slut with no talent who is desperately clinging on to her stardom, even though that star has since burned out. She should just haul her ass back home and never show her face in public again. It would do us all a favor and she'd stop making such a fool of herself. Get back to the gutters Britney, it's where you belong.

Isla Fisher: Great Actress

Isla Fisher is, without a doubt, one of my favourite actresses. But this picture has me questioning her ability to be a mother. In it, you can clearly see that Isla is holding her daughter with her arms around it's chest. Everyone who's ever held a baby knows that you shouldn't do that under any circumstance.

I feel sorry for her poor daughter, who looks as if she's about to fall out of her mother's arms. When you hold a baby your supposed to support their bottom as well as their head, Isla! Look at the little girl's face. All bunched up and uncomfortable; she's clearly not happy.

I'm not sure whether Isla Fisher noticed this or not but one thing's for sure. She needs to learn how to properly hold her daughter. Jeez, it's not that hard that she can't take five minutes to adjust her daughter for her comfort.

I wish you well, Isla, but surely you can take the time out to check your daughter is okay. It's better that she does.

My Life As The Mother Of Michael Jackson's Children - Debbie Rowe

Michael Jackson: Grotesque, Disfigured, Not Fit To Be A Father, Downright Stupid.

Debbie Rowe: Idiotic, Selfish, Careless, Greedy, Uncaring, Money-Hungry.

One quote from Debbie Rowe "I was glad to give Michael children. It was a gift from me to him"

A child is not a gift. It's a life long responsibility. When you give birth to a child, you commit a lifetime. Feeding, clothing, changing, raising. Just four of the seemingly endless tasks parents endure when they have children. By speaking these words, Debbie Rowe reveals just how stupid she truly is. Giving birth to a child just because Michael demanded they have children. And that's another thing: Why did he want children in the first place?

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is not fit to be a parent. Dangling a child over a balcony is dangerous, careless and extremely stupid. One slip would have sent little Blanket plummeting over 50 ft to the ground. Splat! That would've been the end of the third Jackson child. Or supposed "Jackson child" We've all had reason to doubt that Michael Jackson really is their father. But that's not the point, is it?

Anyway, am I the only person here who thinks Blanket looks like a girl? He seriously needs a haircut and soon at that. The most recent picture I saw of him had me thinking "Wow, Michael Jackson has TWO daughters?" I seriously believed him to be a girl. And another thing, why do all three kids have pure, milky WHITE skin when Michael Jackson was born black and is still genetically black when you think about it.

There is no way in hell that those kids could be his. If they were his they wouldn't be white, they would be half castes. I know Michael is white now but that does not change his DNA. Inside he is still a black man, no matter how much he believes otherwise. Someone should do a DNA test. They'd be shocked at the results. I'm betting the father is some whacked out lawyer sleeping in a gutter somewhere. He'd be a better father at least.

We all know what Michael Jackson's parenting skills are like. The children are often brought along on his trips abroad, where Michael Jackson favors late-night visits to museums and shops - between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m, when everything is shut up to the public for the night. 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. is far too late for children as young as them to be out. When I was child, I was in bed by 8:30 every damn night. These children need to have rules and guidelines; otherwise they're going to grow up just as sick and twisted as their ignorant father.

"I’ve done the breeding stage. I don’t need the rest" Debbie Rowe said when asked about her children. How careless can she get? Leaving her children in the hands of Michael Jackson, known more for sexually abusing little boys then for his music. She cares more about horses then the two children she carried for nine months. The two children whom she gave birth to have no significance in her life. They are merely gifts. Gifts to a man who doesn't deserve them.

We've all heard the rumors about what happened while Debbie was pregnant with Paris. Michael was reportedly so upset to learn she was carrying a girl that he demanded she have an abortion. Debbie point blank refused. But how are we to know what actually happened? Are people so stupid that they believe every thing the media tells them? My opinion is yes. I feel so deeply sympathetic for the kids.


Those kids are beautiful and deserve a proper father. One who knows how to be a parent. Michael shields their faces with veils, doesn't let them go to school, takes them shopping at 2 a.m, forces them to perform for him and so much more that doesn't even bear mentioning in this day and age. I feel very sorry for the boys. God only knows what he does to those little boys when he's alone with them...

But, despite the fact the boys are most likely being molested, I feel sorrier for Paris. Michael Jackson prefers boys to girls and that prejudice extends even to his own little girl. She must feel left out a lot, from what I've been hearing. Imagine having Michael Jackson for a father. What a nightmare! Granted, he had a smidge of talent back in his day as part of the Jackson Five but now he is just a talentless, over-exposed freak whos hobbies include picking out veils for his kids and sleeping with little boys whose parents trust him.

Grotesque, I believe the word I used was.

Until Next Blog,

MJ

Why Did Anna Friel Look So Full When She Left The Ivy?

Who honestly cares? This photo was published online of Anna Friel leaving a restaurant looking – believe it or not – actually rather healthy. Most celebrities are just bags of bones so it is very refreshing to see someone with a little meat on them. I personally think she looks beautiful in this photo.

Glowing skin, pretty dress and she’s not a skeleton like most. Something that is so rarely seen in the media today. Paparazzi focus on the celebs so intently. Every kilo they gain, every time they wear something that is not up to their high standards, every moment of every single day! It’s pathetic. These people are vultures, fighting over photos and acting like they’re just perfect. Well before they start pointing fingers, they should make sure their own hands are clean.

The people of this country criticize these celebrities if they gain a single kilo and yet they wonder why so many girls have eating disorders. It’s no wonder when we have such unrealistic models to look up to. We are humans, not robots. We are all different and nobody, repeat, nobody is perfect. So just get over it already. Anna left the restaurant, she looked healthy, end of story.

Introduction

Ok, so I am sick and tired of seeing articles about celebrities. What they wear, how much weight they've put on or dropped, their ghastly faces. So I've created this blog to share my beliefs with you. If you don't like them then don't read them. Feel free to leave a comment or post a link to this website. For now,

M-J